Ain't no Party Like a Fëanorian Party

'Cause a Fëanorian party ends with everybody either dead or on fire.

Call me Rose. It's not my real name, but it's my preferred pseudonym. I like science, sharks, feminism, Hatoful Boyfriend, the Silmarillion, and Welcome to Night Vale.

Fair warning: I’m extremely flippant, and I can often come off as aggressive even when I’m not intending to be, so I’d advise not taking anything I say too seriously. Just assume I’m being facetious.

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sometimesiwishiweremongolian answered: Sauron being awesome in his werewolf tower (instead of awful as he was forced to be in the Luthien chapters)?

(oops my hand slipped)

“I won’t tell you anything!” Finrod spits.

The great wolf at Sauron’s side snarls back at him, and Finrod flinches at the sight of those jagged teeth, which he had last seen tearing into the flesh of his companions. Sauron throws his head back and laughs, and his teeth, like the wolf’s, are far too sharp to belong to anything other than a predator.

“Do you really think,” Sauron drawls, his voice dripping with condescension, “that there is anything you could tell me that I don’t already know?”

He reaches out and cards his fingers roughly through Finrod’s hair, pulling until Finrod can feel the hairs ripping free from his scalp and an involuntary noise of pain escapes from his throat. “Vanyar gold,” Sauron muses. He gives another harsh tug, and this time Finrod cries out in earnest. “A rare enough trait, amongst the elves of this land. Certainly I doubt I could have mistaken you for anyone other than Finrod Felagund, even if my spies had not brought me word of your quest before you ever arrived here.”

His lip curling in contempt, Sauron releases his hold on Finrod’s hair. “No,” he continues, “you have no answers to give me. My only question is whether it serves me better to kill you or hold you as a hostage. Either way, I see no reason to make your time here pleasant.”

Turning to leave, he gives a careless wave of his hand, and the wolves advance.

  1. finrodthefaithful reblogged this from cognitivemiscellanea
  2. gloriousmonsters said: I’m being happy over Sauron and upset over Finrod at the same time what have you done D:D
  3. maire-annatari reblogged this from cognitivemiscellanea and added:
    Ahh, this satisfies so many needs. You should rewrite the whole damn chapter, darling!
  4. cognitivemiscellanea posted this