Call me Rose. It's not my real name, but it's my preferred pseudonym. I like science, sharks, feminism, the Silmarillion, and Welcome to Night Vale.
Fair warning: I’m extremely flippant, and I can often come off as aggressive even when I’m not intending to be, so I’d advise not taking anything I say too seriously. Just assume I’m being facetious.
I have an art blog!
Rule one: always post the rules
Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them
I was tagged by zuckergussprinzessin and I’m not going to bother tagging other people because fuck the police I do what I want.
1.) Invisibility or Flight?
Yes. If mathematician’s answer is unacceptable: invisibility. I often desperately want to vanish - pretty often even when there aren’t any people to see me. I’d be perfectly happy with invisibility even if I never used it in front of people, just sitting in my room invisibly chilling or using it as another layer of defensiveness when writing emails or smth. Flight would be fun, but also involves more exposure to the Outside World than I’m happy with.
2.) Regardless of whether you think it can be changed or not, do you believe in fate?
Nope! It implies a level of inherent design which I simply can’t believe in. Give me evidence that there’s something out there other than an uncaring cosmos and I may reconsider, but until then I’ll continue sticking my middle finger up at the concept.
3.) If you had to have animal ears (instead of your human ones), which animal would you pick?
idk rodent ears are p. cute i guess
4.) Why not wear more skirts?
They’re drafty, they make me feel vulnerable, they’re uncomfortable as balls, and I have never once in my life worn a skirt which didn’t wind up twisting itself around backwards at some point. I spent three years wearing a skirt as part of my uniform, and that was long enough for me to establish that no they will never be comfortable for me no matter what.
5.) Time travel: backwards or forwards?
Yes. Honestly? Probably backwards, that seems like the one scientists would be more interested in studying. Also, it means I can win the lottery, which is all I really care about as far as time travel goes.
6.) Do you have a favourite word or expression in a foreign language that simply can’t be translated into your native tongue? If so, which one?
idk not really
7.) What scared you most as a child?
8.) Something completely unbelievable happens to you. Do you tell anyone? If so, whom?
idk dude you’re going to be have to be more specific about what this “unbelievable” thing is because that covers everything from literal pot of gold at the end of a rainbow to alien abduction to accidentally walking through a hole in time and meeting myself last thursday, and I’m going to react to all of those differently.
more like bullshit amrite
10.) Last person you
hit over the head with a blunt instrument hugged?
11.) How do you feel about lemons?
They are delicious.
now go away and let me be miserable about my self-destructing insides in peace
Flight Rising as a bird breeding game. Hatoful Boyfriend as a dragon dating game.
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
a band called Imagine Birds
“No chemicals!” The label on a container reads. I open it and I am stunned. It is truly devoid of chemicals, they have finally done it, finally created a pure vacuum unmarred even when exposed to matter. Quantum physics must be rewritten. Scientists everywhere stand in awe at such a feat.