Ain't no Party Like a Fëanorian Party

'Cause a Fëanorian party ends with everybody either dead or on fire.

Call me Rose. It's not my real name, but it's my preferred pseudonym. I like science, sharks, feminism, the Silmarillion, and Welcome to Night Vale.

Fair warning: I’m extremely flippant, and I can often come off as aggressive even when I’m not intending to be, so I’d advise not taking anything I say too seriously. Just assume I’m being facetious.

I have an art blog!

acatnamedhercules:

nudiemuse:

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!
And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

I learned to clog dance in Texas (think a mix of Irish folk dance and cowboy boots) to this song.

OK but if you don’t think the Devil kicked Johnny’s ass in this song we can’t be friends

acatnamedhercules:

nudiemuse:

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!

And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

I learned to clog dance in Texas (think a mix of Irish folk dance and cowboy boots) to this song.

OK but if you don’t think the Devil kicked Johnny’s ass in this song we can’t be friends

(via rabababe)

fashionsfromhistory:

Costume Worn by Bette Davis in “The Private Lives of Elizabeth & Essex”

Orry Kelly 

1939

Bonhams

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

(via robotsatthedisco)

fashionsfromhistory:

Costume for Octavian in “Der Rosenkavalier”

Ezio Frigerio 

1971

CNCS

officialunitedstates:

godofdorks:

officialunitedstates:

I like shooting wasp nests with a sniper rifle.  It’s okay, though, because I’m so far away.  That way I don’t give the wasps any power.

That sounds like a metaphor for tumblr, where people deliberately piss off others, knowing the angry mob can’t actually do them any harm.

No I just really like shooting wasp nests

misbehavingmaiar:

YOU FLEW OVER IT AN YOU DIDN’T EVEN LOOK DOWN????

WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?

melkorwashere:

”Then hate overcame Fëanor’s fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying: ‘Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!’ And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä.”

sorry not sorry

(via gloriousmonsters)

edwardspoonhands:

pyritewolf:

crochet great a’tuin is the best great a’tuin

(source)

I WANT THIS SO MUCH

(via an-animal-imagined-by-poe)